A series of drawings on Miiverse, collected for your enjoyment.
Roll for Swivel Chair
You’re like the Peyton Manning of baby throwing.
—A Nat 20 on a baby throwing roll. (via outofcontextdnd)
GM: The room is suddenly filled with light. You see 5 skeletons.
GM: … skeletons.
Ah yes, the two most devastating of elements; fire…and orcs.
—Party member after hearing that the castle town is under siege by orcs and fire (somehow unrelated) (via outofcontextdnd)
Rogue: (to DM) “That actually happened, right? There wasn’t anything weird in that food at that tavern?”
DM: “It did indeed happen. Your half-orc barbarian managed to diplomacy-check the party out of a fight.”
"Yuval silently appreciates all the butts."
—Player of Yuval, walking at the back of the party.
"I’m just gonna assume you rolled ‘I’m a bear’ for strength."